“I LAUGHED AT THEM. THEN I ORDERED TWO.”

-Jeff

Aggressively Unnecessary. Undeniably Fun. Utterly Mandatory.

We make the fan gear nobody asked for that everybody ends up wearing. Awesomeness is kind of our thing.

Oh, and these were literally designed by a NASA engineer. Was that necessary? Absolutely not. Is that the most us thing ever? Absolutely yes.

But here's the plot twist: every pair sold automatically funds after-school youth sports and STEM programs. That's right. You buy something completely unnecessary, and a kid gets something essential. We're basically Robin Hood, if Robin Hood had a more neon vibe.

(And yes, a NASA engineer building fan gear that funds kids' STEM programs means the circle is officially complete.)

The Goals (in no particular order of sanity)

  1. Replace our delivery vehicles with minivans. With flames on the sides. Non-negotiable.

  2. Get a referee to wear one. During a game. We'll wait.

  3. Donate our first $500K to after-school youth sports and STEM programs. This one's the whole point.

  4. Convince one professional athlete to warm up in FanBands. Just one. We're not greedy.

  5. Get name-dropped by a confused sports commentator on live TV. "What are those kids wearing?" Music to our ears.

  6. Build a STEM lab in a school that's never had one.

  7. Make it onto a jumbotron. Get kissed on the kiss cam. Sunglasses stay on.

  8. Sponsor a robotics team all the way to a national championship. Robots in A-BANDS optional but encouraged.

  9. Become the official "why are they wearing that" of something. Anything. We're flexible.

  10. Fund a coach's salary so a canceled after-school program comes back.

  11. Get politely asked to "tone it down" by at least one stadium. Decline respectfully.

  12. Send a busload of kids to their first pro game. Yes, the bus will have flames too.

  13. Fund 10,000 kids' first season of sports. Registration fees, gear, all of it.

  14. Have a kid we funded grow up and take our jobs. Seriously, we'll train you.

  15. Fund every after-school program in America. Yes, all of them. We're aware of how math works. We're doing it anyway.

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